Rivers APC’S poorly scripted comedy


By Simeon Nwakaudu

For six days the Rivers  State  APC  and her governorship  candidate, Dakuku  Peterside  treated Nigerians to a poorly scripted comic show  in the name of putting  up a case that no election  took place in Rivers  State.

The difference  between  the  Rivers  State  APC  show and a night of  a thousand  laugh is the proverbial  difference  between  six and half  a dozen. In league with the powers that be, the Rivers  State  APC  tore to shreds everything  that Nigerians  held sacred.

They dragged the military and the security  agencies   into their desperation for political relevance  and  bribed one or two misguided INEC  staff to sing from an evil hymn book. Of course,  they had in their kitty the state owned news wire service to diseminate their falsehood  and prolonged  ill-scripted comedy.

Several  questions  were left unanswered  by the desperate  Rivers  State  APC at the  Rivers State Governorship Election Petition Tribunal . Where are their party agents at the polling  units  and wards who  directly  participated in the governorship  election? Where are the persons who witnessed the military  and  police assisting PDP  rig the election?  Where are the victims  of  the  governorship  election  violence  that the Rivers  State  APC  bragged about? Where are the police officers the Rivers  APC  claimed  received  direct orders from the former  First Lady  to rig? Why did the  Rivers  APC  not provide  evidence  of  electoral  malpractices  in the  4442 polling  units  of Rivers  State? Why did they have to rely on hearsay  stories  from directly subpoenaed  and evidently compromised  security agents ? Why did they shun the official  reports of security agencies  submitted  after the election? Why have they shunned  INEC  official  report  on Rivers  election  which is a product of an investigation based on their protest petition  after the election? Why  are they no longer  singing  the praises of  Prof Jega?

The Rivers  APC  had no answers to these critical  questions,  hence  they went on a propaganda  spree steeped in self delusion.  They took this face saving route to deceive their few supporters, those who believe in propaganda  and the APC  National  Leadership.

But like the Legendary  Bob Marley  sang,  ‘you can fool some people sometimes, but you can’t fool all the people,  all the  time”.

I had pointed out in previous essays that the reporters at the Rivers  State  Governorship  Election  Tribunal  failed to give due attention  to the cross examination  of  the  ill -advised  witnesses called by the Rivers  State  APC  and her governorship  candidate.  If they did, majority  of  Nigerians would have  long ago discovered  that  the governorship  election  held in compliance  with  the  Electoral  Act.

For one, none of the security  agents who appeared agreed that  he participated  in  electoral  fraud or that he witnessed a sister agency doing so. None of them arrested  anyone and none wrote a report. Even those who claimed a report was written,  refused to tender same. All of them  claimed  they were told. ‘Dem  say’…as  we say in local  parlance.  Lawyers  call it hearsay.

If Rivers  State  APC  were really interested in making a case, where did they keep their Local Government  agents, ward agents and so-called international  observers that they bragged about in their documentaries  shortly after Governor  Wike  won? Why did they fall back on the powers that  be  to force the security  agencies  to lie through their teeth?

A man who shouted himself hoarse claiming there was no election  when he climbed the  stage, suddenly  had no tune to play.

The ill-scripted Rivers  State  APC  Governorship  Petition  finally caved in when the party’s  candidate  took the witness stand as their final and most important  witness.

Under cross  examination  he fumbled, unwittingly confessing  that elections  held, only that he lost. Dakuku  Peterside  told the tribunal  that  it was only in areas where he won that INEC with the support  of  security  agents conduct  the  governorship  election  in  compliance  with  the  Electoral  Act.

Asked  whether  the security  agents  at Eleme  LGA  where he won were different  from those in other LGAs  he accused of colluding  with PDP  to allegedly  rig the election ,  Dakuku  said different  personnel   were deployed  to  Eleme.  He even said  INEC  staff  in Eleme performed above board without  any  corrupt tendencies.

It is sad that Dakuku Peterside  and  his co-travellers  in the Rivers  APC  thought that this ‘lie lie’ game would go on forever with the aid of their propaganda  specialists. Expectedly,  it was Dakuku  Peterside  himself  who let the cat out of the bag that elections  were conducted  across Rivers  State  on April  11.

Providence  has a way of revealing  the  truth. The Internet space has witnessed some peace since Dakuku  flopped in the  witness  box.

The truth is that Dakuku  Peterside  and  the  Rivers  APC  were rejected  because  their sponsor, Rotimi  Amaechi  failed  woefully. He and his party  were involved in maladministration,  mismanagement  of  state resources  and the betrayal of public  trust. Nobody  in the  state  wanted to touch Amaechi  with a long spoon.  If Amaechi  was popular  as his propagandists  claimed,  he would have accepted  Wike’s  challenge  to vie for a Senate seat like Kwankwaso  did.

Now that Rivers  State  APC  poorly  scripted comedy  has come to an end, let’s settle down to hear the truth about the Rivers  State  Governorship  Election.  The INEC  officials  who conducted the election  have reeled out verifiable  facts and tendered official documents.  It is no longer a case of ‘dem say’, we are now faced with  reality.

The issue of the improper  use or non-use of card readers in the accreditation  process has already  been  settled by the Court of  Appeal,  Lagos  Division  in the appeal filed by PDP  Governorship  Candidate,  Mr Jimi  Agbaje  against  the  election  of  Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode.

Permit me to copiously  quote the Appeal Court:

” The paragraph (13b) displays a vitriolic attack on the irregularities germinating from the improper or non-use of the smart card readers in the polling units.

“As it is, it has no life of its own as a ground. It endeavours to introduce the defects in the use of smart card readers. The evolution of the concept of smart card reader is a familiar one. It came to being during the last general election. On this score, it is a nascent procedure injected into our infant and fledgling electoral system to ensure credible and transparent election.

“The extant Electoral Act (2010) which predates the concept (of card reader) is not its parent or progenitor. Since it is not the progeny of the Electoral Act, fronting it as a ground to challenge any election does not have its (the Electoral Act’s) blessing, nay Section 138 (1) of it.

“Put simply, a petitioner cannot project the non-presence or improper use of smart card reader as a ground for questioning an election. It does not qualify as one.”

Recall that the  INEC   Electoral  Officer of Obio /Akpor, Mr Ebikoro  Tebekaemi in his testimony at the Tribunal  on Thursday  declared  that at no time did INEC  officials  meet to decide  that only card readers would  be used for the governorship  election. That one Secretary  issued a personally signed press release  in the middle  of  an election  process amounts to nothing. Furthermore,  former  INEC  National  Chairman,  Prof  Attahiru  Jega  wouldn’t  have  declared Rivers  State  Governorship  Election  free and fair in Nigeria  and  the  United  States  of America  if the laws on accreditation  were breached.

The men who think they  can take Rivers  State  for a ride have put themselves  to public ridicule.  Nothing  can be more humiliating  for a man than being presumed to be talking like a child.

Simeon  Nwakaudu,

Special Assistant  ( Media ) to the Rivers State Governor.